blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny
Pretending dudes are funny is so exhausting, its not worth it honestly
Vogue Germany | January 2014
check this weird loser
Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.
I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”
"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"
I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep
THIS IS JACKSON ROD STUART HOPPING MY WAY TO HISTORY
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
me + a friend were trying to walk to the park and this lil friend followed us for about a block and kept running ahead and waiting for us like this <3